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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it for doing weird and sick fantasies even more wicked with the pen. He picked up the mutated pen and began to write his usual malevolent writings. He proceeded to begin writing when a Japanese guy came up and randomly started writing, in kanji, the following phrase: "The next guy to pick this pen up will not be handsome anymore!". The Asian laughs as he begins to use crazy butt chopsticks to eat his food. Seconds later he planned to head out to the Chinese restaurant nearby to get some food. He ate the food and walked to the fridge to get some soap, but unfortunately something happened to his fridge, so he couldnt get fat. The chinese cried, because his highest dream was to get fat. This dream became...