game: kill the above user

[ichwar]

no, I said that we say the REAL you. are you trying to say that you are a mirror? In that case, your dead anyways because we shattered you.

 

[zen-r]

And I said that you were cured of your delusion that there was more than 1 of you - but still you seem to think there are 450 of you.

So this whole thing about killing me is another of your delusions. And breaking mirrors gives you 7 years bad luck.

The first bit of bad luck to befall you is that you get run over by a steam roller!

 

[Twinkie]

Which you where in the way of.

 

[alexandgruntz]

And so was Twinkie.

Meanwhile I wait in a solar powered helicopter, with petrol backup (full tank) in the air.

 

[zen-r]

Which explodes.

 

[ichwar]

and the ashes fall on zen-r burning him up.

 

[zen-r]

But I liquidize ichwar & pour the juice over me to cool the ashes down.

 

[ichwar]

but you were already ashes so you couldn't do that. still dead.

 

[zen-r]

But you were already flattened by a steam roller. Still dead.

 

[ichwar]

but as soon as the steam roller rolled off me, I unflattened beause of all those wonderful strawberries. so you're still dead and I'm not.

 

[zen-r]

But as you said, I was only burned by the ashes, & then nicely cooled off by the liquidized ichwar. Still dead.

 

[ichwar]

no, since you got totally burned by the ashes, you couldn't liquidize me. so you're still dead.

 

[zen-r]

No, since you got totally flattened by the steam roller, so you're still dead.

 

[ichwar]

yes, totally flattened, but my wonderful strawberries totally unflattened me, so I'm alive now and you're still dead.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I drop a giant strawberry on ichwar from my new helicopter which is bomb proof as well as the other qualities.

 

[zen-r]

I'm nicely cooled off by the liquidized ichwar. You're still dead.

 

[Twinkie]

The steam roller never moveed off ichwar because its tailpipes where clogged with his wonderful strawberries, and my inners, so you never unflattened yourself. The genetically modified strawberries (radioactive) fused with my DNA as I bled all over them, and I became invisible. By the time you got to ichwar, he was already vaporized by the heat intensity of your burning flesh, so you died.

 

[zen-r]

"The end."

And then Twinkie closed the story book, because everything written in the last 1477 posts had been a fairytale.

Zen-r then picked up the book & pounded the life out of Twinkie with it!

 

[ichwar]

but all the ichwars sneak up behind zen-r and pound his head of with their fists.

 

[zen-r]

Luckily I had a spare, but leave my old head there & frame you for murder.

In your trial I'm on the jury, & I make sure everyone votes guilty. They kill you by lethal injection, then cremate your body. It's a sad day. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: