game: kill the above user

[ichwar]

but since there are so many of us, and only one got killed, the rest of us come and take your spare head and any other spares you may have and smash them to power and throw them into the ocean.

 

[zen-r]

Since you are still deluded into thinking there are more than 1 of you, your delusions continued into thinking you were smashing my heads.

When you are done with your delusions, I get up from the couch where I had been drinking my coffee, & ram the TV remote control up your nose.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You wake up from this dream (which the past few pages have been), and realise that you were dead the whole time. :biggrin:

 

[zen-r]

But since I'm awake, I must be alive still. :biggrin:

I then decide that I must have been imagining alexandgruntz, which then immediately consigns him to oblivion.

 

[ichwar]

but we just sneeze with the combine force of all the ichwars sneezeing so the remote shoots out of our nose and goes right through your head killing you.

 

[zen-r]

I rise from the dead as a zombie & eat ichwar.

 

[Dazz]

I find you in my garden and throw LP's at you until one smashes through your brainstem thus ending your reign of flesh eating terror.

 

[zen-r]

My headless torso crawls along the ground, grabs Dazz by the ankles & pulls him over. My zombiefied thumbs are then plunged into his eye sockets.

 

[Dazz]

My friend turns up with his handy folding pocket sized chainsaw and chops you into wafer thin slices, much like Parma ham.

 

[ichwar]

but again, zen-r only ate 1 of me, there are so many more of me because zen-r cloned me and twinkie ressurrected all the ichwars that had ever been killed in this thread(for you newbies this happened a few pages back) so all the other ichwars jump on dazz and put a quick end to him and his friend.

 

[zen-r]

But you have forgotten that everything written before post 1478 was just a fairytale, so all the other ichwars are just in your deluded mind.

Unfortunately, as walk by, you slip up on one of my wafer thin slices, & split your head open on a rock. Your brains spill out, & get eaten by passing vultures.

 

[ichwar]

but the other ichwars came out of the storybook into real life so there are still hundreds of me.

 

[zen-r]

All ichwars that ever have existed & ever will exist are then blitzed out of existence by a freak lightning bolt.

 

[ichwar]

but a following clap of thunder brings us back to life!

 

[zen-r]

Magically, it worked on my slices too. I am one again!

I then put you in a bag of feathers, where you get tickled to death.

 

[ichwar]

but not all of us can fit in the bag so we burst the bag and the feathers fly all over you and you get tickled to death.

 

[zen-r]

Funny how you often ignore the last part of my posts eg. tickled to death & then re-write them to an ending you prefer.

Using your method : the feathers fly towards me, but miss.

I then tie a rock to your feet & drop you into the ocean. After you have drowned, you get eaten by small fish until nothing is left of you.

 

[ichwar]

but there aren't enough fish in the ocean to eat us all, so some of us still survive, and we do that to you, and you get eaten because there is only one of you.

 

[zen-r]

Using your method of cheating & ignoring the last part of the previous post : but the fish only lick me & don't eat me - & I like it!

After 2 hours of being licked by fish, I step out onto dry land & through some inexplicable mystical force, all ichwars everywhere, including all clones & back-ups, Magically die & are gone forever & never return by any means. (no doubt, you'll change the ending again!)

 

[Dazz]

Unknown to anyone I have split personalities and have halved into good and evil Dazz behind the scene's......... you killed good Dazz so now evil Dazz comes back with a vengeance and flame throwers everybody cause a slow agonizing death to all bwahahahahahaha lmao