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I didn't know santa could do that XD

I get a famous professor to prove why the thousand times zen-r came back to life was impossible, and when he sees it, poofs into thin air.
 
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Luckily another famous professor turns up & proves that it's impossible for me to vanish into thin air, so I suddenly reappear.

I then snitch on you to Santa, who's so annoyed that you didn't believe in all his magic that he gets Rudolf to lance you with his antlers.
 

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But santa doesn't like snitches, so he pushes you off his sled which is higher than the ozone, and you burn up.
 

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Luckily I cool down again when I hit the ocean.

I make it look like I'm having a great time, & I suggest Twinkie also jumps in the ocean for a swim. But when he does, I get my mate Jaws to chomp off his lower half.
 

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But the heating coil ignites the gasoline tank smartly positioned right in front of it. Your laughing face is ignited, and you die a jolly death.
 

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Twinkie >>
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<< zen-r.

('nuf said!)
 

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even though zen-r's magic want works on twinkie, when he tries it on me, he encounters a weakening in his magic:

zen-r >>
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<< ichwar
 
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Well I'm a Dragon hunter, so ichwar will be my target today. An arrow and a bow, ichwar's down.
 

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Unfortunately, ichwar got the characters labelled wrongly. As you can clearly see in this post that I made some time ago which ichwar has ripped-off, it is he who is the magician, & I am the dragon.

Thus ichwar is dead. Boo-Hoo!
 
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but zen-r mistakes that post for this post. they are different and contain two different characters. So you're still dead.
 

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In that case, I cut my way out of ichwar's stomach
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..and cut his reptilian form down to size so that he looks like this (only, dead!)
 

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but as zen-r walks away, he doesn't look where he's going. He walks right into a wall
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This causes him see stars
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So he is carried off the hospital immediately
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The doctors work their best on him, but even after their done, the is how zen-r comes out of the hospital:
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Zen-r soon dies of his wounds
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Good work! Glad to see you rose to my challenge in this post.

Unfortunately, I'm still going to have to kill you. It needs doing. It must be done. It's the kindest thing in the long run.



ichwar >>
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I always over-cook things!
 
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but you are mistaken. I would never just walk into a microwave oven, so that must be you >>
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No, I have just checked & re-played the video recorded evidence, & it is definitely you.

Take a look at the recording ;
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DNA tests also confirm it. Sorry. Should I notify your parents?
 
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Umm, I'm just about to notify your parents of your suicide.
 

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Surely that means you didn't kill me then? "game: kill the above user"

Anyway how could you, you're dead?
 
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no, I said you were mistaken because I would never do that. So that is you or someone else.
 
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