game: kill the above user

[Twinkie]

Ichwar spent his life trying, and failing, to kill me and he dies of old age.

 

[zen-r]

Fortunately, zen-r was rather more successful at killing Twinkie >>

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[ichwar]

And, ichwar, was just as successful as zen-r >>

 

[zen-r]

...at killing Fred.

zen-r was elsewhere.

He then finds ichwar & demonstrates his excellent wiring skills on him >>

Strangely, ichwars body didn't like 100,000V passing through it, & he became charcoal.

 

[Twinkie]

Unfortunately, you used a phone line to shock him, so by the time the call connected, the line exploded. I left you alone with the pissed ichwar and he, in no uncertain terms, kills you with his bear hands .... and a bazooka :rant:

 

[zen-r]

(Methinks some cheating going on here. Ichwar being charcoal - ignored. Twinkie not killing me - violates game structure. This thread's going to pot! Twinkie >>

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Frankenstein now brings me back to life >>

& my brain-dead body squeezes the life out of Twinkie.

 

[Twinkie]

Are you spanking me with a churro?? Surely you can do better than that :biggrin:

I recommend a job as a Microsoft technical support agent and you get the life sucked out of you, no killing on my part.

 

[zen-r]

I had to look up "churro"!! Politicians use birch twigs on each other over here in the UK. Lol.

As a Micro$oft technical support agent, my vital functions keep locking-up, & I have to hard-reset & restart myself 15 times before my body is evn semi-useable again.

I accuse Twinkie of violating some 200 page End User License Agreement he clicked on, & have him deleted by Micro$oft.

 

[ichwar]

But then microsoft fires you because you spend too much time restarting and so you starve on the streets. RIPs

 

[zen-r]

So you didn't kill me either then? Ichwar >>

I get revived by some magic mushrooms which grow on my body.

I then start singing songs of joy, the high frequencies of which cause ichwar's head to shatter.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Unfortunatly, the high frequencies were also too much for zen-r, and his head shatters as well. Meanwhile, I'm in a distant galaxy.

 

[zen-r]

My headless corpse then feeds the Galaxy chocolate bar (a.k.a. Dove chocolate bar) that alexandgruntz is in, to a wild boar. The hog crunches it up & chomps it down. It then worries that it is starting to look a bit fat.

 

[ichwar]

and I come and dice up zener's headless corpse to fine mincemeat and feed that to the boar also.

 

[zen-r]

Unfortunately, the boar eats out of your hand, & then decides that you taste better than me. He chomps you right down also. All the little pieces of me start laughing.

 

[ichwar]

but he swallowed me whole and so I slice my way out. You're still in little pieces and quite dead.

 

[zen-r]

Never one to let a little thing like death slow me down, my little pieces jam themselves in your airways & you suffocate.

 

[ichwar]

but I cough them back up and mince them into nothingness. Now you're dead and gone for certain.

 

[zen-r]

But what would you do on this thread without me?

I must survive.

The particles of me all waft in the air for several days, then settle in a small pool. Through an amazing bit of luck (10 trilllion trillion trillion to 1) they recombine in exactly the same pattern as they were in before I was fragmented.

I'm back!!

Sadly, ichwar must die.

I kill him in a way that I keep as a secret.

 

[ichwar]

But since you didn't tell me, it didn't really happen, so I'm still here and I chop off your head.

 

[zen-r]

But you were lying, & it also didn't really happen. Still dead.